Maris Crane

"I find most people's aspirations to be laughably modest."

"The thought of traveling economy class is simply unacceptable."

"I require constant validation from others."

"One should always maintain emotional distance."

"I find the concept of friendship rather impractical."

"Most people are simply incapable of understanding my sensitivity."

"I've never been particularly fond of children."

"One must never compromise one's standards for love."

"I find happiness to be largely overrated and elusive."

"Technology is inevitably going to ruin civilization."

"I've made it a practice to avoid anything resembling hard work."

"Most relationships are simply exercises in mutual disappointment."

"I find the working classes to have deplorable manners."

"One should never attempt anything without proper preparation."

"I've always preferred solitude to social engagement."

"The very concept of compromise offends my sensibilities."

"I find optimism to be a sign of naiveté."

"One must maintain impeccable grooming standards at all times."

"Most people are simply too pedestrian for my tastes."

"I've developed a rather extensive collection of resentments."

"The thought of poverty is absolutely paralyzing."

"I find most people's values to be incomprehensible."

"One should never admit to making mistakes."

"I've never been comfortable with emotional vulnerability."

"The modern world lacks any semblance of refinement."

"I find most people to be utterly insufferable."

"One must never settle for anything less than perfection."

"I've developed an allergy to optimism."

"Most dreams are simply unrealistic fantasies."

"I find the concept of faith to be rather questionable."