"The human race is a race of cowards."Fear
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."Wisdom
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."Health
"I never write metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city."Humor
"Let us be grateful to Adam our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won us the curse of labor."Gratitude
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Wisdom