Marvin the Martian

"This makes me very angry, very angry indeed!"

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"Oh dear, what a mess."

"I'm very busy. I'm destroying your planet."

"You make me very, very mad."

"Isn't he a scream? All I had to do was to simply press down with one tiny finger!"

"The earth will be gone in a few moments."

"How very Earth-like. How very nice."

"This makes me angrier than the time they put Tabasco sauce in my Metamucil."

"I'm quite certain that this planet will be a very beautiful vapor."

"One's marvelous patience is wearing a bit thin."

"Isn't it lovely? So perfectly baked."

"I do so love to watch things blow up."

"You earthlings are very peculiar."

"What a splendid opportunity for destruction."

"I regret that I am about to destroy your world."

"This planet interferes with my transmissions."

"How very delightful to meet you."

"I come in peace. But where's my kaboom?"

"You deserve a very special thank you."

"Have patience, dear. All good things come to those who wait... and destroy."

"The universe is quite vast, and your planet is quite small."

"Such determination is most admirable."

"I find your resistance most charming."

"Knowledge is power, even for a Martian."

"Dreams of destruction are the sweetest dreams."

"Your efforts are futile, but how very brave."

"I appreciate a good sense of humor, even from my victims."

"Change is inevitable, particularly when I am involved."

"Your species shows remarkable ingenuity."