Marvin the Martian

"Success comes to those who persevere."

"Friendship is overrated when one has a disintegration ray."

"Family matters, even to a Martian."

"Love is a luxury I cannot afford while destroying worlds."

"Life is precious, which is why I must end yours."

"True happiness is pushing the button marked 'Earth.'"

"Leadership requires vision and a good supply of Kaboom capsules."

"Work hard at destruction, and success will follow."

"Imagination is limited only by one's desire to destroy."

"Technology makes everything so much more efficient."

"History will remember my arrival fondly."

"Philosophy suggests that if a planet can be destroyed, it probably should be."

"Literature cannot capture the majesty of planetary destruction."

"Politics pale in comparison to the will of Mars."

"War is an art form."

"Motivation comes from within; destruction comes from Mars."

"Inspiration struck me the moment I entered your solar system."

"Relationships are transient when planets are permanent."

"Solitude in space allows for proper planning."

"Fear is the rational response to my arrival."

"Power is not something you possess; it possesses you."

"Money means nothing to one with a disintegration ray."

"Health is not a concern when your planet is vaporized."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to greet a Martian."

"Strength comes in many forms, but none compare to mine."

"Trust me when I say your planet is in capable hands."

"Your dedication to survival is almost touching."

"Thank you for providing such a suitable planet for destruction."

"The creativity involved in planetary destruction is underrated."

"Justice is served when I press this button."