Marvin the Martian

"Perseverance means never giving up on your objectives."

"Gratitude opens doors that anger keeps closed."

"Creativity knows no bounds or planetary limits."

"Justice must be served, by Martian standards."

"I am very, very angry when my plans fail."

"Where's that kaboom when you need it most?"

"This Earth business is quite vexing indeed."

"I simply must destroy this planet, you understand."

"This makes me very angry, very angry indeed."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"Oh dear, what a mess."

"I'm very busy, you know. I have to destroy Earth."

"Oh my, what a dreadfully bad world you have."

"You make me very cross."

"Isn't he a scream? That Earthling is funny."

"I must think about this."

"This Earthling is a very clever fellow."

"How very strange."

"I do not like Earth people very much."

"Oh dear, I've vaporized him!"

"Where is my kaboom device? I need it!"

"That's what I get for being too trusting."

"How very peculiar."

"I must preserve my plans carefully."

"Your Earth person ways confuse me greatly."

"I am destined for great things."

"Even the smallest creature can surprise you."

"Mars will always be superior to Earth."

"A Martian's work is never done."

"I find your planet quite disagreeable."