Marvin the Martian

"One must have patience with inferior beings."

"My helmet protects me from your primitive world."

"I have traveled such great distances."

"The universe is full of mysteries."

"I must concentrate on my mission."

"How delightfully droll."

"Earth science is rather elementary."

"I demand respect from all creatures!"

"Time moves differently on Mars."

"My ray gun never fails me."

"I come in peace... and destruction."

"Your planet is most unsatisfactory."

"I shall return, you can be sure of it."

"The Martian way is the right way."

"I have conquered many worlds before."

"Your species is quite fascinating, actually."

"I prefer solitude on my spacecraft."

"Beauty exists even in destruction."

"I must think things through carefully."

"Fear is an emotion I do not understand."

"History will remember me fondly."

"I dream of a universe under Martian rule."

"Music on Earth is quite primitive."

"Health is important even for Martians."

"I show mercy to those who deserve it."

"Change is inevitable in the cosmos."

"One must be creative in one's conquests."

"I have the strength to do anything!"

"Money means nothing to a Martian overlord."

"I inspire great fear in my enemies."