Meathead

"Family comes first, no matter how much they drive you crazy."

"There's nothing wrong with being a little stubborn sometimes."

"Money ain't everything, but it sure helps pay the bills."

"You gotta have faith in something, even if it's just yourself."

"The best things in life are the simple things - a beer, a sandwich, and peace and quiet."

"Don't let anybody tell you how to live your life."

"Hard work never killed anybody - it's worrying that does the damage."

"A real man admits when he's wrong, even if it kills him."

"You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a guy by his handshake."

"Success is doing what you love and not caring who knows about it."

"Friendship is about sticking with someone even when they're being a real dummy."

"You gotta have hope, otherwise what's the point of getting up in the morning?"

"Change is good, but not if it means giving up what you believe in."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."

"Time flies when you're having fun, but it drags when you're working."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you miserable."

"Peace comes from accepting that you can't control everything."

"Nature's the best teacher if you're willing to listen."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, even if it's just confused."

"Science explains how things work, but it doesn't explain why we're here."

"Music speaks louder than words, which is why I turn it up so loud."

"Leadership means making the tough calls and living with the consequences."

"Dreams are nice, but reality is what really matters."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything, except a broken heart."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm looking at you, edith."

"Death's just part of life, so you might as well live while you can."

"Perseverance means doing something even when it's hard and boring."

"Gratitude is saying thank you without making it sound like you owe somebody."

"Creativity is doing something different, even if nobody understands it."

"Justice is when the right guy wins, period."