Meathead

"Patience is a virtue, but I ain't got much of it."

"Kindness is remembering to be nice to people who annoy you."

"Strength comes from standing up for what you believe in, no matter what."

"Fear is just something in your head - you gotta face it head-on."

"Power is getting people to do what you want without having to ask twice."

"Money makes the world go 'round, so you better earn some."

"Health is wealth, even though nobody appreciates it until they lose it."

"Adventure is what life's all about - you just gotta be willing to take risks."

"Imagination is what separates us from the animals, thank God."

"Technology's changing everything, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad."

"History teaches us lessons, if we're smart enough to learn them."

"Philosophy is thinking too hard about stuff that don't matter anyway."

"Literature is just stories, but sometimes they teach you something real."

"Politics is all a bunch of baloney, but somebody's gotta do it."

"War is hell, and peace is better than you think."

"Motivation comes from inside - nobody can make you want something."

"Inspiration is when something hits you and changes your mind about something."

"Relationships are hard, but they're worth the effort."

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out what you really think."

"Life's a game, and the rules keep changing when you're not looking."

"Love don't always make sense, but that's what makes it real."

"The only way to be happy is to stop worrying about being happy."

"Success is measured by how much respect you got from the people around you."

"A good friend is worth more than all the money in the world."

"Family is who you're stuck with, so you better make the best of it."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything else falls apart."

"Change is inevitable, so you better get used to it."

"Education teaches you how to think, not what to think."

"Knowledge without wisdom is like a car without brakes - dangerous."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so use it wisely."