Meg Griffin

"My artistic expression is just a cry for help."

"Science proves I'm neurotic."

"Music is where my pain finds a voice."

"I've lost faith in the goodness of people."

"Nobody follows my lead because nobody respects me."

"Even working hard doesn't matter when you're me."

"My only dream is a life where this is funny."

"I'm funny because I'm pathetic. That's the joke."

"Beauty is something I observe, never possess."

"Death might be quieter than this."

"I persist even when there's no point."

"At least my suffering should teach others something."

"The only creative thing I do is invent excuses."

"There's no justice in who gets liked and who doesn't."

"Patient suffering is my greatest skill."

"The kind thing would be if people just ignored me."

"My strength is in accepting my weakness."

"Fear of rejection is redundant. I'm always rejected."

"Powerlessness is my natural state."

"Money can't buy friends who actually like you."

"My mental health depends on accepting reality."

"Adventure is for characters in better shows."

"My imagination created an escape that doesn't exist."

"The internet proved people worldwide think like my town."

"History won't record this moment, nor should it."

"Philosophy can't explain why I exist."

"I relate to tragic literature more than happy stories."

"Politics ignores unpopular girls."

"I'm collateral damage in life's war."

"I motivate people to feel better about themselves."