Michael Bluth

"This family means everything to me."

"I refuse to give up."

"That's the last straw."

"We can get through anything together."

"I'm a businessman. I don't have the luxury of being a good guy."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"As a father, I wouldn't dream of speaking a word against this man."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"You're a good guy. Better than your father."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"The key to a great life is accepting what you cannot change."

"Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to keep your family together."

"I'm not a magician, Michael. I'm a businessman."

"You think you're better than your family? You are."

"The ocean called—it wants its smell back."

"Nothing wrong with a little bribery. It's the American way."

"I should have known better. I should have known this would happen."

"A man's got to have a code, Michael."

"Success is ninety percent showing up."

"Love is a battlefield, and I'm willing to fight."

"The real victory is knowing who you are."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy frozen bananas."

"Everyone's in a family—whether they like it or not."

"I know this sounds strange, but I have hope."

"The only constant in life is change. And disappointment."

"Never trust a man who says he has nothing to hide."

"Work hard, play by the rules, and maybe—just maybe—you'll make it."

"Patience isn't a virtue I possess, but it's one I need."

"A promise to yourself is the most important promise you can make."