Michael Scott

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

"I'm an awesome boss."

"I'm not insecure at all."

"Sometimes I feel like the grim reaper."

"I have to have a plan B."

"The key to a great romantic relationship is to make sure you never, ever tell the truth."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"I'm not a real man because I have a dog."

"I'm going to be a stay-at-home dad."

"Nobody hates me more than I hate myself."

"I feel like a little girl inside. It's like Christmas morning when I was seven and my dad woke me up and said, 'Get up, we're going ice fishing.'"

"I should have been more productive today."

"I'm actually a good person."

"I think it's time to move on, and I'm going to be alone. Forever."

"Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes."

"I'm not superstitious. I'm a little bit stitious."

"That's not what makes a man."

"I want to be remembered for my work."

"I love to come to work every single day."

"You have to do everything you can to protect your family."

"I'm the World's Best Boss."

"I'm going to focus on my marriage and my kids."

"You know what? I'm not even disappointed. I'm just angry."

"I run away from my problems and it's worked out great."

"The worst thing about prison would be the dementors."

"I understand nothing about the stock market."

"I'm going to eat half a pound of chocolate."

"That's what she said is not that funny anymore."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I want to be friends with everyone."