Michael Scott

"The key to success is hard work. And a little bit of luck."

"I'm going to take a chance. I'm going to go for it."

"I think that life is beautiful. Even when it's hard."

"I want to leave a legacy. Something that lasts."

"I'm going to face my fears. I'm going to be brave."

"The most important relationship is the one with yourself."

"I think that everything happens for a reason."

"I'm going to be the best version of myself."

"The world needs more love. And I'm going to give it."

"I'm going to make my dreams come true. Watch me."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"You took me by the hand, made me a man. That one night, you made everything alright."

"I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"I declare bankruptcy!"

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm just a guy."

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

"You know what, I'm going to get myself a gun."

"I love you."

"I'm the best boss that ever lived."

"I have decided that I'm going to be more productive."

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what."

"I have a feeling inside my chest. A feeling of great power."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm very very rich."