Michael Scott

"That's a Fact. Fact."

"I have never, in my life, been more attracted to someone than I am right now."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky. Michael Scott."

"I'm not superstitious. But I am a little sus."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Everyone is a hero in their own way. Everyone."

"I would like to be remembered as a great father and a great friend."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"I'm not lazy. I just have very low motivation."

"Life is short. Make every moment count."

"I think you can't just keep doing the same things and expect different results."

"I love every single one of you. Even Toby."

"The most important thing is love. And pizza. Pizza and love."

"I'm the fastest reader. You can read fast, but I'm faster."

"You know what I want? I want to build a life with someone."

"Sometimes the best way to help someone is to just be there."

"I think that the only thing that matters is the work. The work is what matters."

"Everything I do, I do for them. My people."

"I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Michael Scott doesn't give up."

"I'm not a hunter. I'm a lover. But I'll hunt for love."

"The best revenge is success. The second best revenge is looking hot."

"I want to be known as the World's Best Boss. That's my legacy."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

"I don't want to be the bad guy. I want to be the good guy."

"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."

"I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know what I'm doing."

"The best moment in my life is right now."

"I believe in second chances. And third chances. And fourth chances."

"I'm not great at a lot of things, but I'm great at leading."

"Sometimes you have to be the bigger person. So I do that."