Milhouse Van Houten

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Everything I do is wrong, but at least I try."

"Bart, you're my best friend, and that's all that matters."

"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry... but I'm sorry anyway."

"I may be a loser, but I'm your loser."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just keep smiling."

"Knowledge is power, even if I don't have much of either."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."

"The truth is, I'm kind of a nerd."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want, as long as nobody stops you."

"Peace comes from accepting who you are."

"Nature is beautiful, especially when you're looking at it with someone special."

"Art is just expressing yourself, even if it's bad."

"Science is cool, even if I don't understand most of it."

"Music makes everything better, especially sad songs."

"Faith means believing in things you can't see or prove."

"A true leader helps others, even when it hurts."

"Work is necessary, but it doesn't have to define you."

"Dreams are what keep us going when reality isn't enough."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold it."

"Death is scary, but life without risk isn't living."

"Never give up, even when it seems hopeless."

"Be grateful for what you have, no matter how small."

"Creativity means thinking differently than everyone else."

"Justice is doing what's right, even when it's hard."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still trying to learn."

"Kindness costs nothing, so give it freely."

"Inner strength comes from facing your fears."