"Why does everything I try to do turn into a complete disaster?"
Hope
"Lisa, would you want to go out with me?"
Love
"I'm the boy who laughed and laughed, but then I cried."
Happiness
"Maybe someday I'll be popular and have friends."
Friendship
"Everybody hates me. Why was I even born?"
"I believe in me. That's what's important."
Courage
"Bart, you're my best friend in the whole world."
Friendship
"If I could just be normal for one day..."
Change
"School is where I learn absolutely nothing."
Education
"The smartest thing I ever did was fail that test."
Wisdom
"My parents don't understand me."
Family
"I'm gonna make it big someday, you'll see."
Dreams
"Why must you hurt me so, cruel world?"
"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
Humor
"Anything can happen in the next thirty seconds."
Hope
"I wish I was cool like the other kids."
"Knowledge is power, or so they say."
Knowledge
"Time flies when you're having fun, or does it?"
Time
"The truth is, I don't know what the truth is."
Truth
"I want to be free from this prison of unpopularity."
Freedom
"Peace and quiet would be nice for once."
Peace
"Nature is pretty cool, I guess."
Nature
"I could be an artist if anyone cared."
Art
"Science is awesome when it doesn't blow up."
Science
"Music makes my soul sing, even if nobody listens."
Music
"I have faith that things will get better."
Faith
"Someone should lead me somewhere good."
Leadership
"Work is just something that happens to people like me."
Work
"I dream of being somebody important."
Dreams
"If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"
Humor