Milo Minderbinder

"If something is bad, people will eat it up."

"The best things in life are free."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I know that back home everyone said it couldn't be done, but I never believed them."

"Being crazy isn't so bad if you can profit from it."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"The future is now."

"Some people are worth their weight in tungsten."

"The world is full of people who are just full of it."

"Nobody can do it better than me."

"Money is a good thing to have."

"Everyone has a share in the world."

"Some people are worth a lot more money than other people."

"No sir, I don't mind a bit."

"Money's funny."

"That's the beauty of it."

"The problem is that people think life is serious."

"Money is a sign of confidence."

"Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs."

"Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It's the only way she can meet people."

"I have to think of my future,"

"A man can get a good living in the black market; all he needs is a little moral courage."

"War is hell, but profiteering is business."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"Philosophy is for those with time to waste."

"Everything tends to come to those who wait, but those who hustle get it before it ends up belonging to someone else."

"Make money, that's the thing to do."

"Everything is wonderful, absolutely wonderful."

"Some people are worth more dead than alive."

"What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries."