"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"Humor
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."Life
"Oh. My. God."Humor
"A girl has to have her standards."Wisdom
"I know this great place for cheesecake!"Happiness
"Could I BE any more organized?"Work
"You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!"Wisdom
"I'm fine!"Strength
"He's her lobster."Love
"The key to a great relationship is not thinking about it too much."Relationships
"I'm not being negative, I'm being realistic."Truth
"You can't just give up. That's not who you are."Perseverance
"Cleaning is just another word for living."Work
"I appreciate the thought, but I need to do this myself."Courage
"Everything's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine."Peace
"You know what? Good luck with your life."Friendship
"I don't want to spend my life wondering what if."Dreams
"You deserve someone who loves you."Kindness
"I just want to be happy."Happiness
"That's what friends do."Friendship
"You're my best friend in the world."Friendship
"I'm not good at change."Change
"Why would you want to make a life-changing decision when you're sad?"Wisdom
"I need control in my life."Power
"Your hair looks great, by the way."Kindness
"I'm going to be fine. I'm fine."Strength
"You can't keep doing this to yourself."Health
"This is a big step for me."Courage
"I believe in you."Inspiration
"You're stronger than you think."Strength