Ned Flanders

"Read literature that elevates your mind and soul."

"Vote your conscience, guided by Christian values."

"War causes suffering—choose peace when possible."

"Be inspired by those who live with integrity."

"Nurture relationships through honesty and care."

"Time alone with God restores and renews."

"Well, howdy-doodly-oodly, neighbor!"

"That's a ten-four, good buddy!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but I always try to help him along."

"Okily-dokily, neighborino, let's have a spiritual day!"

"I'm not a bad guy, I just follow the good book and try my best."

"Hard work and clean living are the keys to happiness."

"A man's home is his castle, so I keep mine spick-and-span."

"The greatest gift a parent can give is unconditional love."

"Every day is a chance to be better than yesterday."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing what to do with it."

"I believe in living life the righteous way, diddly-doodly."

"Time with family is never wasted time."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Success comes to those who work hard and stay true to their values."

"A grateful heart is a full heart."

"Nature reminds us of God's handiwork every single day."

"Be strong in your convictions, neighbor."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's doing right despite it."

"Peace comes from living honestly with yourself and others."

"I find great joy in simple, honest work."

"Dreams are wonderful, but hard work makes them real."

"The world needs more beauty and fewer shortcuts."

"Science and faith can walk hand-in-hand, diddly-diddly."

"Music is the language of the angels."