Phoebe Buffay

"I don't need to understand the universe; I just need to enjoy the mystery."

"Happiness is found in the tiny moments we usually ignore."

"Freedom is terrifying and amazing in equal measure."

"Peace is what happens when you stop fighting yourself."

"Oh my God, I have a toothache and a stomach ache at the same time. It's like my body is having a war and nobody invited me."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I think I'm in love with you. I know it's crazy because we barely know each other, but... I think I'm in love with you."

"They don't know that we know they know."

"I'm funny, right? I make people laugh. I'm like the funny one."

"There's a lot of things about me that would surprise you. I'm not just a pretty blonde thing. I can be pretty and clever too."

"Life's like a box of chocolates, except I never know what I'm gonna get, so I always just grab the same one twice."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not well."

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault."

"I had a friend, and then one day he just got on a plane and wasn't there anymore."

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't always spoil the good things."

"I'm gonna be there for you... because you're my best friend and I love you."

"You know what? I'm actually not afraid to die anymore."

"Maybe I'm not meant to have a baby. Maybe I'm meant to give one."

"I wish I could wish on something. I wish I could wish on the moon."

"There's no right way to do this. There's only your way."

"Everything happens for a reason. Nothing is a coincidence."

"I'm trying to embrace the unknown. It's either that or panic."

"Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back."

"How you doin'? Just kidding, only Joey says that."

"I'm not happy with the way things have been. I need to make a change."

"The truth is, I'm not really here to make sense. I'm here to be quirky and fun."

"Sometimes you don't realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory."

"I got off the plane."

"You're the one who always makes me laugh the hardest."

"I believe in signs. The universe sends us signs all the time."