Pickle Rick

"Hope is the last refuge of the desperate and the delusional."

"Real courage is admitting you don't need anyone."

"Education is just a system to make you predictable."

"Science doesn't care about your morality."

"Music is organized noise that tricks your brain into emotion."

"Faith is for those who can't handle reality."

"Leadership is about being smarter than everyone else in the room."

"Work is what separates the ambitious from the lazy."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of processing failure."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the foolish."

"Beauty is subjective and therefore meaningless."

"Death is just another problem to be solved with enough effort."

"Perseverance only matters if you're pursuing something worthwhile."

"Gratitude is for people who don't recognize their own superiority."

"Creativity requires breaking every rule society has given you."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most power says it is."

"Patience is a virtue for those without the ability to act."

"Kindness is inefficiency wrapped in social expectations."

"Strength is recognizing when to abandon the weak."

"Fear is just evidence that you're about to do something interesting."

"Power without intelligence is just violence with extra steps."

"Money is freedom with a price tag."

"Health is secondary to achievement."

"Adventure is where the rules go to die."

"Imagination is the only thing the universe can't control."

"Technology is just nature with better PR."

"History is written by those with the most impressive résumés."

"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about what you already know."

"Literature is emotional manipulation disguised as art."

"Politics is a game for people who are terrible at everything else."