Pickle Rick

"Beauty fades, but intelligence is forever annoying."

"Death is just a problem without a solution... yet."

"Perseverance is stubbornness with better marketing."

"Gratitude prevents you from asking for what you deserve."

"Creativity is just applying intelligence in non-obvious ways."

"Justice is just revenge for people with legal degrees."

"Patience is a luxury for people with time to waste."

"Kindness is a resource, spend it wisely on the deserving."

"Strength is the ability to stand alone and not need anyone."

"Fear is just an opportunity in disguise... if you're brave enough."

"Power is recognizing what everyone else is afraid to do."

"Money buys freedom, and freedom buys everything else."

"Health is important until you realize ambition is more important."

"Adventure is where you find yourself by losing everyone else."

"Imagination is the only thing bigger than my intelligence."

"Technology is just nature trying to improve itself."

"History proves that brilliance is always misunderstood at first."

"Philosophy is thinking without the responsibility of being wrong."

"Literature is proof that human emotion is predictable and boring."

"Politics is a waste of time for anyone with an actual brain."

"War is when diplomacy fails to account for superior intellect."

"Motivation is self-generated or it's just peer pressure."

"Inspiration is what happens when you realize you're better than expected."

"Relationships end because people aren't as impressive as you thought."

"Solitude is paradise for anyone worth spending time with."

"I'm a pickle, Rick! I'm Pickle Rick!"

"Weddings are basically funeral for hope."

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."

"You gotta do the safe stuff first, then we can get crazy."

"I turned myself into a pickle because I could, Morty!"