Pickle Rick

"Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty."

"Don't think about it too hard, Morty."

"I don't give a crap about your family reunion, Morty."

"The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary."

"You can't escape the fundamental tenet of existence, Morty - everything dies."

"Science is my life, Morty!"

"I'm too smart to care about your feelings, Morty."

"Adventure is out there, Morty, but first we need to get drunk."

"I don't respect you, Morty, but I do respect your potential."

"You know what? Just go away, Morty."

"The whole galaxy's counting on us, Morty - no pressure."

"Time is a construct, Morty."

"I'm the smartest person in the universe, Morty."

"Burp - sorry, I get emotional during these things."

"You really are a little shit, Morty."

"There's no such thing as luck, just odds and probability."

"I don't have time for games, Morty - I'm a man of science."

"Your mother and I broke up, Morty - relationships are futile."

"You gotta think about where you're going, Morty."

"I've been trying to ditch you since day one, Morty."

"The answer is don't think about it, Morty."

"You're an idiot, Morty, but you're my grandson."

"I'm gonna go take a shower, Morty."

"Aw, man! Not again!"

"Everything I do is for science, Morty!"

"You know what? Forget about it, Morty."

"The universe is a big place, Morty - we're nothing in it."

"I need you to trust me, Morty, even when it doesn't make sense."

"You're always picking stupid choices, Morty."

"I don't need to explain myself to you, Morty."