Pickle Rick

"I don't have time for your moral dilemmas, Morty."

"This is pointless, Morty - just like everything else."

"You've got to be smarter than this, Morty."

"I'm leaving you behind if you can't keep up, Morty."

"Your mother was much better before she married your father, Morty."

"I don't give a damn, Morty."

"You're always messing things up, Morty."

"Science doesn't care about your feelings, Morty."

"I've seen things you couldn't comprehend, Morty."

"Stop complaining and do what I say, Morty."

"You're my grandson and that's the only reason I tolerate you, Morty."

"Life is pointless, Morty - might as well have fun with it."

"I'm immortal, Morty - you should try it sometime."

"You need to learn to think for yourself, Morty."

"Everything's falling apart and nobody cares, Morty."

"I don't need your help, Morty."

"Your attempts are pathetic, Morty."

"Stop wasting my time with your stupidity, Morty."

"I've got more important things to do, Morty."

"You'll never be as smart as me, Morty."

"I'm done with you, Morty."

"Science waits for no one, Morty."

"Your life is meaningless, Morty - embrace it."

"I'm the only one who knows what's really going on, Morty."

"You've got to be brave, Morty - even when you're terrified."

"There is no meaning to any of this, Morty."

"I'd rather be alone with my science than with you, Morty."

"You've got potential, Morty - shame you're such an idiot."

"Just follow my lead and don't ask questions, Morty."

"This universe is bigger than all of us, Morty."