Pickle Rick

"People like working on things that way more than people think, Morty."

"You can't make Tiny Planet go away by wishing, Morty."

"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty - the most diabolical escape ever!"

"Science rules, Morty!"

"You're not as dumb as you look, Morty - well, maybe you are."

"I've got nothing but contempt for you, Morty."

"Everything falls apart eventually, Morty."

"You gotta see the bigger picture, Morty."

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to get science done."

"Your mother's a real piece of work, Morty."

"Change is inevitable, Morty - just like death."

"Why would you do something so stupid, Morty?"

"I need you to focus, Morty - stop asking questions."

"You can't understand the complexity of what I do, Morty."

"This is why nobody likes you, Morty."

"Shut up, Morty, and help me out of this situation."

"I'm not a hero, Morty - I'm a scientist."

"You're wasting my time with this nonsense, Morty."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations, Morty."

"I don't believe in hope, Morty."

"Your choices don't matter in the grand scheme, Morty."

"I work alone, Morty - that's the way I like it."

"You're always in my way, Morty."

"Science is more important than your feelings, Morty."

"I've got a plan, Morty - just trust me."

"You're too stupid to understand what's happening, Morty."

"Nothing matters, Morty - we're all going to die."

"I'm the only one who can fix this, Morty."

"Stop being such a baby, Morty."

"You need to grow up, Morty."