Professor Farnsworth

"War is hell, and I should know, I've been to war."

"Motivation comes from within, or from a good kick in the pants."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning, usually at inconvenient times."

"In solitude, a man finds his true self."

"The greatest love is the love of science itself."

"A man is only as old as he feels, which is very old in my case."

"The future holds infinite possibilities, both wonderful and terrible."

"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a machine."

"I've seen things you would not believe, and some I wish I hadn't."

"The pursuit of knowledge often leads to madness."

"Youth is wasted on the young; wisdom is wasted on the old."

"Every problem can be solved with enough science and explosives."

"I am become Farnsworth, destroyer of... what was I talking about?"

"The best inventions are accidents waiting to happen."

"Love is the greatest discovery of all, second only to dark matter."

"A good day is one where nobody dies and nothing explodes."

"The universe is vast, and we are infinitesimally small in it."

"Respect is earned through action, not words."

"The mind is the most powerful tool we possess."

"Every mistake is an opportunity to learn something new."

"The greatest enemy of science is ignorance."

"Loyalty is a quality that seems to be disappearing."

"The pursuit of truth is never easy, but always worthwhile."

"I've made peace with my mortality, most days."

"A team is only as strong as its weakest member."

"Laughter is the best medicine, aside from actual medicine."

"The future belongs to those who believe in it."

"Science demands evidence, not faith."

"I regret nothing, which is probably a character flaw."

"Every day is a gift, especially at my age."