Professor Farnsworth

"The mind remains young long after the body gives out."

"Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it made me a scientist."

"A good experiment is worth the risk of death."

"The bonds of friendship transcend time and space."

"In the end, all we have is our legacy and our memories."

"Good news, everyone!"

"I'm old, not dead! Well, not yet anyway."

"To shreds, you say? Oh my, yes."

"I've made it with a woman. Inform the men."

"Why can't you sciencemen ever just do what I ask?"

"Wernstrom!"

"My dear friends, we must use science for good, not evil."

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble remembering things. Oh, what was I saying?"

"Keep searching every planet, every star, and every eddy of the space dust."

"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins movie endings!"

"In my day, we didn't need fancy robots to make deliveries."

"I hate these filthy Neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand."

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

"To think, just fifty years ago we didn't even have electricity. And now we have so much."

"Dear friends, I've made a new discovery in nanotechnology."

"Bender, why must you always hurt people?"

"Have you considered just giving up?"

"I may have made some mistakes, but at least I'm still alive."

"The key to a long life is good genes and not smoking."

"I'm a live man, and live men make mistakes."

"Adventure is out there, somewhere in the stars."

"Mathematics is important, especially for delivery boys."

"My work may not be remembered, but it will change the world."

"I've always dreamed of owning my own delivery company."

"Without imagination, we are just walking meat machines."