Quinn Morgendorffer

"Time flies when you're having fun, and drags when you're not."

"The truth is that nobody really knows what they're doing."

"Freedom means being able to wear whatever I want without judgment."

"Peace is what you get when everyone agrees with you."

"Nature is beautiful, but it ruins your hair."

"Art is subjective. Kind of like fashion, but with more pretension."

"Science is cool, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing."

"Music should always match your outfit."

"Faith is believing in something even when logic says you're crazy."

"Leadership means people follow you, ideally to the mall."

"Work is necessary, but so is a good manicure."

"Dreams are like wardrobes - you need to constantly update them."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Beauty fades, but good taste is forever."

"Death is just something that happens to other people."

"Perseverance is staying true to your convictions, even when it's unpopular."

"Gratitude is thanking people for doing what they should be doing anyway."

"Creativity is just copying something and calling it your own idea."

"Justice is when the popular people finally get what they deserve."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have and don't plan to develop."

"Kindness is overrated, but being nice to people who matter is important."

"Strength comes from believing in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"Fear is just another word for smart thinking."

"Power isn't about being in charge; it's about making people want to be like you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys really nice things that make you happy."

"Health is boring unless you're not healthy."

"Adventure is something that happens to other people while I shop."

"Imagination is what separates the interesting people from the boring ones."

"Technology is fine as long as it doesn't mess up my phone."

"History is just a bunch of old stuff that's not relevant anymore."