Randy Marsh

"I'm not a bad person, I just make bad choices."

"We're stronger when we work together."

"I never thought I'd be in this situation."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can try!"

"This is what real power looks like."

"I'm not done yet, not by a long shot."

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"We're gonna look back and laugh about this."

"This is our moment to shine."

"I'm proud of who I am, flaws and all."

"I'm not just a guy, I'm a man who knows what he wants."

"You know, I've learned that sometimes you gotta just go for it."

"Life is about making memories, and boy do I make memories."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does help."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and beer."

"You can't spell success without... well, actually you can."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you nuts."

"I've learned that wisdom comes from experience and mistakes."

"True friendship means standing by someone no matter what."

"Change is inevitable, but so is my need for nachos."

"You've got to have hope, man. Hope and determination."

"Life taught me that laughter is the best medicine."

"The truth will set you free, unless it's about your cholesterol."

"Sometimes you need to be patient to get what you want."

"Real strength comes from within and from your friends."

"I've learned that dreams are worth chasing."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to have fun."

"Time is precious, so don't waste it on stupid stuff."

"A good man knows how to balance work and play."