Rick Sanchez

"I don't care about morality, Morty. I care about results."

"You're not a good person, Morty. You're a middling person."

"The answer is to be smarter than the universe."

"Adventure ahead? Sure, why not."

"I'm tired of dying, Morty."

"Your efforts mean nothing. You'll all be dead eventually."

"I'm a god. I'm not THE God, but definitely a god."

"Let me out of this Morty! I'm going to die in here!"

"People are gonna forget me when I'm gone."

"You've been a real disappointment, Morty."

"I need that portal gun to function right now."

"Everything is temporary, Morty. That's what makes it real."

"You want to go on an adventure? Let's go."

"Your friends are idiots, Morty."

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life."

"Nothing matters, Morty. Nothing at all."

"You think you're special? Everyone thinks they're special."

"I got my ass kicked. There's no shame in that."

"You can't escape the universe, Morty. You can only navigate it."

"Burp technology is beyond your comprehension."

"I'm going back to the lab. We're going on adventures."

"You're a good kid, Morty. That's why I hate this."

"The smartest people in the universe feel the most pain."

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy."

"You have to learn to be happy with what you have."

"I don't respect anything anymore."

"Keep summer safe? That's not possible, Morty."

"You think you understand the world? You don't."

"I have a very important job to do, Morty."

"Everything I do is for the greater good."