"Your friends will abandon you eventually."
Friendship
"I need you to be smart, Morty. Really smart."
Education
"There's no such thing as love, only biology."
Love
"You're going to disappoint me eventually."
Family
"I don't need anyone. I never did."
Solitude
"The only truth is what you can prove."
Truth
"I'm going to die someday, Morty. So are you."
Death
"You need to stop being so emotional."
Wisdom
"I've created impossible things."
Creativity
"Your happiness is temporary and meaningless."
Happiness
"I'm the best at what I do."
Success
"You can't trust anyone in this universe."
Relationships
"I've earned the right to do whatever I want."
Power
"Life is a journey, not a destination, I guess."
Life
"You have to be willing to sacrifice for greatness."
Perseverance
"I'm not responsible for your feelings, Morty."
Patience
"The universe is infinite and so are my possibilities."
Imagination
"I don't do patience very well."
Patience
"Your potential is wasted on you, Morty."
Education
"I've done terrible things for good reasons."
Justice
"You need to grow up and face reality."
Change
"I'm the smartest being alive. Worship me."
Leadership
"I'm the smartest man in the universe, and frankly, that makes me sad."
Wisdom
"Wubba lubba dub dub!"
Humor
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."
Philosophy
"The universe is basically an animal, and we're inside it."
Nature
"I don't respect you, never have."
Truth
"You gotta flip 'em, Morty. You flip the pickle, Morty."
Humor
"I'm not insane, I'm a genius, but they flip a coin, and it gets very tiresome."
Knowledge
"Science is the only truth that matters, everything else is just noise."
Science