Rick Sanchez

"History is written by the victors, and I plan to be victorious."

"Leadership means making the hard decisions others can't handle."

"Work is a four-letter word. I prefer infinite dimensional travel."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I see everything."

"Faith is a crutch for people without science."

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do."

"Strength comes from knowledge, Morty. Pure knowledge."

"Fear is just an emotion designed to keep you alive."

"Power corrupts, but absolute power is absolutely necessary."

"Health is just the disease you die of more slowly."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, which is why I have both."

"Justice is a word created by the weak to control the strong."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess and refuse to acquire."

"Kindness is weakness dressed up in a tuxedo."

"War is just politics with explosions attached."

"Motivation comes from inside, unfortunately mine is anger."

"Inspiration is just plagiarism we haven't acknowledged yet."

"Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them."

"Solitude is the only time I can hear myself think. It's insufferable."

"Gratitude is just admitting someone else did something right."

"Change is inevitable, so embrace it while hating it."

"Literature is great if you have nothing better to do."

"Politics is two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner."

"The only constant in the universe is entropy. And me."

"Burps are the punctuation of genius."

"I've been to a thousand Earths. They're all disappointingly similar."

"You can't science your way out of every problem, but you can try."

"Happiness is just dopamine, which I manufacture artificially."

"Success is a pyramid of bodies, Morty. Bodies of the weak."

"Family is just people you're forced to care about."