Rick Sanchez

"I don't care what happens to anything ever again."

"Burps are just the voice of my genius."

"If you're gonna have a family, you gotta be willing to sacrifice for them."

"Morty, you idiot! That's not how quantum mechanics work!"

"I've turned myself into a pickle, Morty. I'm Pickle Rick!"

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed."

"The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know."

"I'm the God of this world, get used to it."

"Time is meaningless when you can travel through dimensions."

"Suffering builds character, Morty. Now shut up."

"You can't trust anyone, especially yourself."

"Adventure is out there, but it's usually a terrible idea."

"Death is just another adventure we haven't been on yet."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but the illusion of control does."

"I've seen things, Morty. Terrible, wonderful things."

"You either get smart or you die stupid."

"Friendship is a two-way street, and frankly, I'm not paying tolls."

"The past is the past. We should focus on the future."

"Burp! Existence is pain, Morty."

"I don't do humor. I do science."

"Success is just a matter of being smarter than everyone else."

"You can't run from your problems, but you can portal away from them."

"Art is just a form of expression for people who can't science."

"Music is just organized sound. I prefer organized genius."

"Morality is subjective, Morty. That's what makes it beautiful."

"I've got a hundred years of adventures left in me."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of filing garbage."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Peace is a lie we tell ourselves to sleep at night."

"Technology isn't the future, it's the present. You're just slow."