Ricky Gervais

"Humanity is the virus, and we are the cure. We need to fix the planet, not the other way around."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proven to work? Medicine."

"If you don't have a plan, you'll fall into someone else's plan."

"Fame is like a drug, but what's more like a drug than a drug is making money."

"Blasphemy is a victimless crime. If your God is real and omnipotent, He can handle criticism."

"The key to life is imagination. It's more important than knowledge."

"Animals don't have rights. They have welfare. If you eat meat, you can't call yourself an animal lover."

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners."

"I'm an atheist, but I'm not a militant atheist. I just don't believe in God."

"The only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths."

"Life is too short to spend time with people who drain your energy."

"You're either on the bus or off the bus. There's no middle ground with most things in life."

"Don't believe anything just because I said it. Question everything."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy freedom."

"The best thing about being an atheist is you don't have to pray for forgiveness."

"If you're offended, that's your problem, not mine."

"Most people go through life without really thinking. They just follow the script."

"Owning a dog is like being in love. You can't fake it; the dog knows."

"Religion poisons everything. It's been used to justify every atrocity in human history."

"The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Your religion is a few thousand. Do the math."

"People are afraid of dying because they haven't lived."

"Comedy is the art of truth. If you're not telling the truth, you're not being funny."

"Life without love is just breathing. Love is what makes us human."

"Success isn't about money or fame. It's about doing what makes you happy."

"The only difference between your opinion and your anus is that everyone has an anus."

"Education is the best investment you can make."

"Don't waste time trying to please everyone. You'll never succeed."

"Fear is just False Evidence Appearing Real."

"If you're not offended, you're not paying attention."