Ricky Gervais

"Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people."

"Regret is proof you learned something."

"Nostalgia is just sadness disguised as fondness."

"The best revenge is doing well, but second best is telling everyone about it."

"Honesty is brutal. That's why people prefer lies."

"Belief without evidence is just guessing with confidence."

"Arrogance is confidence after two drinks."

"Laziness is just intelligence being efficient."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back reckless."

"I don't believe in God, but I'm not a believer in atheism either. I'm just agnostic about the whole thing."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence is an act of rebellion."

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proven to work? Medicine."

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions and choices."

"The reason I talk about death is because I think it's funny. Life is dark, and we're all going to die anyway."

"People who believe in creationism don't understand the basics of science or evolution."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy freedom, which is pretty close."

"You can be offended at anything if you're determined to be."

"The more famous you become, the more people want a piece of you, and it's not always the good piece."

"Comedy is about being honest. You have to tell the truth to be funny."

"If you don't believe in evolution, you don't understand it."

"I think life is dark, and finding humor in the darkness is what makes it bearable."

"Free speech is the foundation of a free society, but it comes with responsibility."

"You can't have freedom without responsibility, and you can't have happiness without struggle."

"Art should provoke, not comfort. Comfort is the enemy of progress."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited by what we already know."

"The problem with religion is that it asks you to believe things without evidence."

"Being famous doesn't make you happy; it just makes you more of what you already are."

"Work is what you do for money; passion is what you do for free."

"People fear what they don't understand, and they don't understand what they're not taught."

"Kindness is not weakness; it's the strongest thing a person can be."