Rocket Raccoon

"Courage is being terrified and doing it anyway."

"Change is inevitable. Fight it anyway."

"The greatest teacher is the enemy who doesn't kill you."

"Truth is whatever helps you survive the next hour."

"Freedom costs. Everything costs."

"There's no such thing as a simple job."

"Dreams are expensive. Nightmares are free."

"Humor is the only weapon that doesn't need reloading."

"Beauty is easier to destroy than to create."

"Death is the ultimate adventure."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept that you're beaten."

"Gratitude gets you dead. Suspicion keeps you alive."

"Creativity is finding new ways to solve old problems."

"Justice is a luxury for people who live long enough."

"Patience is a skill for people with time."

"Kindness is an investment in future favors."

"Strength is knowing your limits and exceeding them."

"Fear keeps you sharp. Fear keeps you alive."

"Power is the ability to make others obey."

"Money talks. Usually it's screaming."

"Health is less important than purpose."

"Adventure is where you find it, usually at gunpoint."

"Technology fails. Instinct doesn't."

"History repeats because we're all idiots."

"Philosophy is just smart people's excuses for not acting."

"Literature teaches you how people think. War teaches you how they die."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"War is organized chaos. I prefer organic chaos."

"Motivation is temporary. Survival is eternal."

"Inspiration strikes like a bullet. Fast and deadly."