Rocket Raccoon

"Knowledge of your weaknesses is your greatest strength."

"Justice is whatever I decide it is."

"Patience is a virtue for dead people."

"Kindness is just weakness you haven't weaponized yet."

"Beauty doesn't last, so enjoy it while you can."

"Death is inevitable. Make sure you're worth remembering."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a good soundtrack."

"Gratitude is overrated. Action is what matters."

"The most powerful weapon is knowing your enemy's playlist."

"War proves who wants something badly enough."

"Motivation is temporary. Survival is forever."

"Inspiration comes from moments before everything explodes."

"Love makes you stupid. So does everything else worth doing."

"Solitude teaches you to trust yourself. Usually."

"Health is just time you haven't spent breaking yourself."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys weapons, so close enough."

"Politics is just war without the honesty."

"History repeats because people are too stupid to learn."

"Literature is just people admitting things they hide in person."

"Education is what you learn after you get shot at a few times."

"The only peace worth having is the kind you take."

"Nature doesn't care about your survival. Neither do I, usually."

"Art is just controlled destruction."

"Science is what happens when curiosity meets explosives."

"Faith is betting everything on a hand nobody should play."

"I didn't choose this life. I chose to survive it."

"Friendship is just choosing not to shoot someone."

"Happiness is 5% feeling good, 95% not feeling bad."

"Success smells like gunpowder and bad decisions."

"Wisdom is knowing when to ignore good advice."