Rocket Raccoon

"Every weapon tells a story. This one tells mine."

"If you're not willing to die for something, you don't deserve it."

"Revenge is a dish better served cold and calculated."

"Family's complicated. That's why it matters."

"Don't underestimate the small guy. That's how you lose."

"I've been called worse by better people."

"Beauty and explosions are closer than you think."

"Smart beats strong. Smart and armed beats everything."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos with good company."

"You can't buy friendship, but you can rent it with loyalty."

"Change is inevitable. Resistance is just wasting energy."

"Every scar's a lesson. I've got a lot of lessons."

"They call me a raccoon like it's an insult. It's not."

"Success is survival. Anything else is just decoration."

"Death's not scary when you've already died a thousand times inside."

"Gratitude's earned, not given."

"The best art is functional art."

"Science explains how things work. It doesn't explain why we do them."

"Music drowns out the noise in your head."

"Faith in yourself is all you get."

"Money's just frozen time."

"Health's not living longer, it's fighting harder."

"Adventure is just controlled disaster."

"Imagination's what separates us from the dead."

"Technology's a tool. A tool for survival."

"History's written by whoever fires the last shot."

"War's what happens when talking fails."

"Motivation comes from wanting something more than you want to sleep."

"Inspiration's just desperation with a better PR agent."

"Relationships are like weapons: they need maintenance."