Rocket Raccoon

"Creative solutions beat clever ones every time."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Fear keeps you sharp. Lose it, you're already dead."

"Motivation's simple: don't want to die."

"Relationships are just alliances we call something prettier."

"Solitude's underrated. So is companionship."

"Beauty's in the things that survive."

"Education's the best heist, but nobody's teaching the important stuff."

"Dreams are what keep you moving when logic says stop."

"I've got a plan. It'll probably fail, but it's a plan."

"Success is just failure you lived through."

"Love's just attachment we're too scared to admit."

"Hope's dangerous, but so is giving up."

"Real strength isn't fighting, it's choosing your battles."

"Faith in what? Luck? That's for idiots."

"Leadership means knowing when to let someone else be in charge."

"Time's the only thing nobody gets back."

"Truth hurts, but lies kill."

"Art's making sense of the senseless world."

"Philosophy is just expensive guessing."

"Literature teaches you how to lie better."

"Politics is war in slow motion."

"Wisdom's just learning from everyone else's mistakes."

"Happiness is a temporary state between disasters."

"Courage isn't not being scared, it's moving forward anyway."

"Power belongs to whoever takes it."

"My name's Rocket. Remember it."

"You ever notice how the best plans are the ones nobody expects?"

"Loyalty's earned. Trust's built. And I do neither easily."

"The universe is chaos with pockets of order. I prefer the chaos."