Rocket Raccoon

"Laugh all you want, but I know exactly what I'm doing."

"Every scar tells a story. Mine say I'm still here."

"Trust me once, shame on you. Trust me twice, you're an idiot."

"I've blown up bigger things than this with less to work with."

"You gotta have guts to survive in this universe."

"Being smart is my best weapon, even if I'm short."

"I don't do feelings. I do survival."

"Teamwork? Fine. But I'm still in charge of the guns."

"Hope is for people who haven't faced reality yet."

"I've stolen better stuff from worse places."

"You want loyalty? Buy a dog. You want results? Hire me."

"Change is the only thing you can count on in this life."

"Freedom costs everything. Make sure it's worth it."

"I'm not a hero. I'm just trying to stay alive like everyone else."

"Peace is just the moment between wars."

"Nature's beautiful when it's not trying to kill you."

"Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore."

"Science is just figuring out what doesn't kill you."

"I believe in looking out for number one, that's me."

"Technology's only as good as the person using it."

"History's full of losers who thought they were winners."

"Power corrupts. Keep your hands clean if you can."

"Health's the one thing money can't always buy back."

"Adventure's just dangerous decisions that worked out."

"Imagination's the only real currency in this galaxy."

"War's just politics with explosions."

"Patience is for people without options."

"Kindness is a weakness I can't afford."

"Death comes for everyone eventually. Might as well give it a good chase."

"Gratitude's nice, but credits are better."