Roz Doyle

"Death is nature's way of saying you've been alive long enough."

"Perseverance is just refusing to admit defeat. I admire that."

"Gratitude is nice, but I prefer to stay realistic about my blessings."

"Creativity is what happens when convention isn't holding you back."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most power decides it is."

"Kindness is overrated. A little selfishness keeps life interesting."

"Strength comes from knowing your weaknesses and not caring."

"Fear is the most honest feeling. Everything else is just noise."

"Power is great until someone more powerful comes along."

"Money is the only truth in this world. Everything else is negotiable."

"Health is nice, but a good attitude is much more reliable."

"Adventure is trouble you signed up for. I prefer to avoid both."

"Imagination is what kids have before school ruins it."

"Technology is what people use when they can't be bothered with real interaction."

"History teaches us nothing because we never pay attention."

"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about nothing."

"Literature is what people read to avoid their own problems."

"Politics is theater for people who take themselves too seriously."

"Motivation is what you have before reality sets in."

"Inspiration is temporary insanity dressed up as a good idea."

"Solitude is the only honest human relationship."

"The older you get, the less you care about being liked. It's very liberating."

"I've seen enough relationships to know they're all just comfortable arrangements."

"Family is what you're stuck with. Friends are what you choose. Good luck either way."

"The secret to a good life is low expectations and a good memory for the good parts."

"Success is just failure with better marketing."

"Happiness is temporary insanity. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I've seen a lot of things in this job, and let me tell you, people are basically the same everywhere."

"You learn more from listening than you ever will from talking."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."