Sam Malone

"Freedom means being able to choose your own barstool."

"Peace comes in a glass with ice and a twist of lime."

"Nature's beautiful, but so is air conditioning."

"Art is subjective, kind of like my taste in women."

"Science says laughter is good for you, so I must be very healthy."

"Music makes the bar go 'round."

"Faith is believing that tonight will be better than last night."

"A good leader knows when to listen and when to pour another drink."

"Work is what you do between drinks."

"Dreams are what happen when you fall asleep at the bar."

"Humor is the best way to dodge a serious conversation."

"Beauty fades, but style is forever."

"Death and taxes are certain, but so am I on Friday nights."

"Perseverance is showing up even when you know you'll strike out."

"Gratitude is saying thanks to the bartender who keeps the drinks coming."

"Creativity is finding new ways to charm the same person."

"Justice is making sure everybody pays for their own drinks."

"Patience is a virtue I admire in other people."

"Kindness is buying someone a drink when they really need it."

"Strength is not about muscles, it's about character."

"Fear is just an opportunity in disguise to show you're cool."

"Power isn't about being in control, it's about people wanting to be around you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy drinks, and that's close enough."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying the moment."

"Adventure is around every corner when you're willing to look."

"Imagination is the only thing stopping you from trying something new."

"Technology helps, but a good conversation beats any app."

"History teaches us the same mistakes keep getting repeated."

"Philosophy is just thinking without worrying about the answer."

"Literature is what you read when real life gets boring."