Sam Malone

"Politics and bars don't mix, but people sure try."

"War is what happens when conversation fails."

"Motivation is easier when you've got a good reason."

"Inspiration comes from the most unexpected places, like the bottom of a beer glass."

"Relationships are like drinks—some are stronger than others."

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're alone at a bar."

"What I lack in intelligence, I make up for in looks."

"Love is just a game where the stakes are your heart."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth."

"Happiness is temporary, so enjoy it while it lasts."

"Success is getting what you want, and I want a lot."

"Friends come and go, but drinks are always there."

"Family is the people you can't choose, thankfully."

"Hope is what keeps you buying lottery tickets."

"Courage is asking out someone way out of your league."

"Change is inevitable, unlike my dating patterns."

"Education teaches you facts, life teaches you everything else."

"Knowledge is power, but charm is everything."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and I have a lot of fun."

"Truth is overrated when a good lie is more fun."

"Freedom is waking up without responsibilities."

"Peace is what you get after saying the right thing."

"Nature's outdoors, and I prefer indoors with good lighting."

"Art is whatever makes people stop and stare."

"Science can't explain why I'm so irresistible."

"Music is the soundtrack to my romantic conquests."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will be better."

"Leadership is making people want to follow you anywhere."

"Work is necessary, but life is at the bar."

"Dreams are just goals you haven't realized yet."