Samantha Jones

"A woman who doesn't fake is a woman who doesn't care."

"I'm successful not because I'm lucky, but because I work hard."

"You can't change a man. You can only change yourself."

"The only person who can disappoint me is myself."

"Monogamy is a myth invented by people who are afraid to be alone."

"I've learned that the best relationships are with yourself."

"Life without passion is no life at all."

"I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for great hair."

"Every woman should have a man who looks at her like she invented sex."

"I don't need a man to complete me. I need a man to entertain me."

"The secret to youth is never being honest about your age."

"I can be just as selfish as I want to be."

"If a man doesn't appreciate me, that's his loss."

"I'm not a cynic. I'm just experienced in ways you're not."

"Great things happen when you stop waiting and start living."

"I love power. And power loves me back."

"You can't have everything. But you can have what matters."

"The best accessory a woman can wear is confidence."

"I'm not difficult. I'm worth the effort."

"A woman's place is in the house... and the bedroom, and the board room."

"I don't forgive and forget. I ignore and move on."

"Life is about the choices you make, not the mistakes you've made."

"I'm fabulous even when I'm alone."

"The only man I'm dependent on is my accountant."

"Great sex is like a good business deal."

"I don't do desperate. I do determined."

"If you want to be happy, stop waiting for someone else to make you happy."

"I'm not running from anything. I'm running toward everything."

"A woman who knows what she wants is unstoppable."

"I've never believed in the institution of marriage."