"I'm not a human being, I'm a Duane 'The Rock' Johnson."
Humor
"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a sweater."
Humor
"I'm streets ahead."
Success
"If you have to ask, you're streets behind."
Knowledge
"Pop pop!"
Humor
"I'm in a wheelchair."
Humor
"The problem with society is we've removed consequences."
Justice
"You're all idiots and I'm a god."
Power
"I'm going to be a teacher. A real teacher."
Education
"Chang is a man of mystery and intrigue."
Leadership
"I know what you're thinking, but I'm not crazy."
Truth
"Everything I do, I do for my students."
Work
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."
Wisdom
"Time is a construct of the weak."
Time
"I'm a teacher, a mentor, a friend."
Friendship
"Success is for people who lack imagination."
Imagination
"Knowledge is power, and I am all-powerful."
Knowledge
"The world doesn't deserve my genius."
Creativity
"I've made mistakes, but they were all intentional."
Philosophy
"Fear is for the weak-minded."
Courage
"I am the king of this school."
Power
"Life is a game, and I'm winning."
Life
"Change is inevitable, but I am eternal."
Change
"Beauty is subjective, but I am objectively superior."
Beauty
"Art is dead, and I killed it."
Art
"Science is just magic we don't understand yet."
Science
"History repeats itself, and I'm making it happen again."
History
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."
Money
"Health is wealth, and I am rich beyond measure."
Health
"Dreams are for people without power."
Dreams