Senor Chang

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seize it."

"Technology is just a tool for the superior mind."

"Music is the language of the soul, which I don't have."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see, like my genius."

"Leadership is knowing when to listen, but mostly when to talk."

"Work hard, play hard, rule harder."

"Perseverance is for the stubborn, like me."

"Gratitude is a sign of weakness."

"Creativity requires breaking all the rules."

"Justice is whatever I say it is."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"Kindness is for people who can't be mean effectively."

"Strength comes from within, and mine is bottomless."

"Peace is boring, conflict is interesting."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as me."

"Literature is dead, killed by reality TV."

"Politics is just another game I'm winning."

"War is when I'm involved in disagreements."

"Motivation comes from believing you're better than everyone."

"Inspiration is what I provide to the masses."

"I'm going to teach you Spanish, and you're going to like it."

"You're all idiots. Especially you."

"I have a gun and I will shoot you."

"Shut your mouth, you're being disruptive."

"This is why I hate America."

"You cannot just take things without asking permission."

"I am a professional educator."

"Listen to what I'm saying, not what you think I'm saying."

"You will respect my authority."

"I don't care about your feelings."