Senor Chang

"You will respect Spanish culture."

"I have forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"Stop your whining and do the work."

"Your potential is wasted on you."

"I don't care what you think about me."

"This behavior is beneath all of you."

"You need discipline and structure."

"I am the law in this classroom."

"Your excuses bore me."

"Excellence is not negotiable."

"You will learn from me whether you like it or not."

"You're all idiots. But you're MY idiots."

"I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a TEACHER. A drug dealer to education."

"Meow. Did I do that right? I'm trying to connect with the youth."

"Life is about making choices. And sometimes those choices destroy you."

"Love is a chemical reaction in the brain designed to make you reproduce."

"Success means nothing if you're doing it alone."

"I've been to the darkest places. Literally and figuratively."

"Knowledge is power, but power is what matters."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks. But you can try."

"Happiness is a lie we tell ourselves."

"Time waits for no man. Not even a teacher."

"The truth is overrated. Conviction is what counts."

"Freedom is just another word for chaos."

"Peace? That's what they call the calm before the storm."

"Nature doesn't care about your feelings."

"Art is whatever I say it is in my classroom."

"Science explains everything except why you're so stupid."

"Music is the language of the soul. Mine speaks in Spanish."

"Faith is for people who are afraid of reality."