Stewart

"The truth is nobody understands me."

"Freedom means not having to pretend to enjoy things."

"Peace is found in isolation and contemplation."

"Art is only appreciated by those with refined taste."

"Science proves that most people are quite stupid."

"Faith is for people who can't think for themselves."

"Leadership is a burden I didn't ask for."

"Work is slavery with a paycheck."

"My dreams are probably too complex for others to understand."

"I suppose humor is a defense mechanism for the mentally fragile."

"Beauty is superficial, unlike my inner depth."

"Death is just another inevitable disappointment."

"Perseverance is only worthwhile if the goal is intellectually stimulating."

"Gratitude is showing weakness."

"Creativity requires isolation from the masses."

"Justice is whatever the powerful decide it to be."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had time for."

"Kindness is often mistaken for stupidity."

"True strength is not caring what anyone thinks."

"Fear is just a reminder that you're superior enough to worry."

"Power should be wielded by the intellectually elite."

"Money is the only honest thing in this world."

"Health is overrated when you have mental superiority."

"Adventure is for people without depth."

"Imagination is what separates me from everyone else."

"Technology will eventually make humans obsolete, hopefully."

"History is just a pattern of the mediocre repeating themselves."

"Philosophy is the only pursuit worth pursuing."

"Most literature is drivel for the masses."

"Politics is a game for those beneath intellectual discussion."