Stewart

"War is inevitable when you have so many fools in power."

"Motivation comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Inspiration is a myth created by mediocre artists."

"Relationships are just mutual disappointments."

"I prefer the company of my own thoughts to anyone else's."

"Change is just another word for conformity in disguise."

"Education in public schools is a joke."

"Hope is something for people without realistic expectations."

"Courage is pretending you care about outcomes you've already abandoned."

"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."

"The universe is indifferent, which I find comforting."

"Most people lack the capacity to truly think."

"I'm pursuing happiness through scholarly detachment."

"Success means never having to explain yourself to inferiors."

"Friendship is a social construct for those who need validation."

"My intelligence is both a gift and a curse."

"The beauty of solitude is nobody can disappoint you."

"Modern art is just a con perpetrated on the gullible."

"Science has explained everything important, everything else is noise."

"Music that requires no thought is what the masses enjoy."

"Religious faith is intellectual surrender."

"True leaders are those who stand alone against the masses."

"Work is beneath those with superior intellect."

"My dreams are probably incomprehensible to ordinary minds."

"Humor is what small minds resort to."

"Beauty fades, but intellectual superiority is eternal."

"Death is the only honest certainty in this meaningless life."

"Perseverance is for those lacking better options."

"Gratitude diminishes your sense of distinction."

"True creativity cannot be understood by the average person."