Sweet Dee

"I have actual skills and you know it."

"You're all going to regret how you treat me."

"I'm not staying here to be insulted."

"I could accomplish great things if you'd help."

"Why does life have to be so unfair?"

"I'm better than being treated like this."

"You know what? I'm done talking to you."

"I deserve happiness, and I'm going to find it."

"Stop blaming me for your problems."

"I have value as a human being."

"You're all going to miss me when I'm gone."

"I'm actually really talented, okay?"

"Why is being nice so hard for you?"

"I'm going to make it on my own."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me a bird."

"You guys are idiots. Complete idiots."

"I have feelings, you know. Real feelings that get hurt."

"Why does everything always happen to me?"

"I'm trying to be classy here, and you're all making it impossible."

"Dennis is a monster. A complete monster."

"I deserve better than this. So much better."

"Can we please just have one nice thing?"

"You're all terrible people. I'm serious."

"I have standards, unlike the rest of you degenerates."

"This is why nobody likes me. This right here."

"I'm leaving. I'm done with all of you."

"Charlie, you're illiterate and you smell like garbage."

"Why am I even friends with these people?"

"I went to college, you know. I'm educated."

"Nobody respects me. Not a single person."