Taika Waititi

"Gratitude is nice, but sarcasm is more honest."

"Creativity is chaos wearing a fancy hat."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Patience is a virtue for people with nothing better to do."

"Kindness is just manipulation with better intentions."

"Strength isn't about how much you can lift. It's about how much you can take."

"Fear is just excitement that doesn't have good PR."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it rents it for a while."

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental, and social delusion."

"Adventure is just a fancy word for getting lost."

"Imagination is the only thing worth having."

"Technology is making us stupider while we think we're getting smarter."

"History is written by people who survived long enough to tell the story."

"Philosophy is just expensive complaining."

"Literature is the only real magic."

"Politics is like a bad relationship you can't escape."

"War is terrible, which is why it's so fascinating."

"Motivation is temporary, discipline is what matters."

"Inspiration strikes at the worst possible times."

"Relationships are beautiful disasters waiting to happen."

"Solitude is underrated in a world of constant noise."

"Life is just a series of embarrassing moments strung together."

"You can't plan for love. It just happens and ruins everything."

"The wisest thing you can do is admit how little you know."

"Happiness is a myth sold by marketing departments."

"Success is just failure you haven't revealed yet."

"Friends are people who know all your secrets and like you anyway."

"Family is an accident of birth you can't undo."

"Hope is dangerous when you believe in it too much."

"Being brave just means doing stupid things with confidence."